🚪 Uh oh, I think I stepped through the wrong door. Back to a beginning.
So first things first. Why in the world of Zod, didn’t my brothers from other mothers and other various plant forms, allow me to go to the Creature Con and not tell me this would happen?
A head? Half-Robot Edward Furlong turned me into a transparent head?
I lost the magical trinket bestowed to me by Bill DuBay Jr. ⚡️ and Dirty Harry Wizard somewhere between meeting a terrible version of myself at the blue door, while my other self was looping back around through the green door.
Where did I put it that darned trinket?
Not that it matters now. I don’t have any pockets.
I’m just a head.
When I stop to think about it, because now, that’s all I can do is think, both of you looked at one another and kind of laughed a bit.
Like you were sharing a vile little secret only the two of you knew.
I think you gents did this to me on purpose.
Now here I am, on this podium thinking evil thoughts (take a guess what they are) with a brain so transparent everybody sees what I’m thinking before I even think it.
What have you two done to me?
You both said I would experience wondrous worlds of wizardry at Creature Con. You said I could learn. You both nodded when I told you I wanted to become a master wizard so when I returned to Zod, I could rule the planet.
Both of you knew I was a plebe at magic and that I lusted to become a wizard extraordinaire, a Grand Master.
And so you let me take on Half-Robot Edward Furlong by myself, without benefit of magic trinket, without clearing it with the Warp Zone Wizard Watcher Council.
And look what he did to me.
Stare deep into my empty occipital sockets and look straight into my eyes that aren’t there any more. Tell me you thought I was strong enough to go up against Half-Robot Edward Furlong and defeat him.
Because I wasn’t.
One of you dudes need to find me.