As many times as I’ve done it, you’d think I’d be a pro, right? Well, yes, I know the drill.
I’ve had SEX requested from several different doctors and yes, I’ve willingly submitted to having SEX at several different doctor's offices. I have to say, it didn’t matter whether the doctor was male or female when I went to see them they all wanted me to have SEX.
And so, I submitted and had SEX, sometimes several times on the same visit.
And though most times the end result has always made me feel better, hell sometimes even great, I’ve gotten to the point where I actually hate having SEX at my doctor’s office.
What’s even worse, is that doctors don’t make house calls where I could have SEX in the privacy of my own home. But even if they did make house calls I’m pretty sure they’d still want me to come to their offices or to a clinic for a session of SEX.
Because I seriously doubt doctors these days are willing to carry around one of those SEX apparatuses just so they can come to my house and have me submit to having a SEX session for them.
And why is it they always want kinky SEX? Sometimes I’ve had SEX standing up, sometimes they’ve wanted SEX where I had to bend over or double up like a pretzel. They’ve wanted me to turn this way and that, sometimes with all of my clothes off. Then there’s been times they were in such a rush to get the SEX they didn’t even bother with me taking my clothes off.
What’s even more humiliating is that all the doctors made me pay for these SEX sessions. Yes, pay for them. Do you know the old saying about running with scissors? It’s all fun and games until someone puts an eye out? Well, having a session of SEX at a doctor’s office is all fun and games until the bill comes.
And even when these bills do come, most of the time they’re premature.
If you haven’t guessed it by now, and you’ve never had the cost of a SEX session, also known as — Seriously Expensive Xrays — show up on your doctor’s or hospital bill, then you’ve probably not had SEX at a doctor’s office of late.
I don’t blame you. It’s getting almost too damned expensive to have SEX at a doctor’s office nowadays.
Instead, I’ll think I’ll just stick to having sex at home.
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