I Just Can’t Do This Today

Can you folks keep a secret?

I really wanted to play hooky. I didn’t feel like firing up any of the sixteen thousand computers we have at the house.

Damned hardest work I’ve ever done.

Them: Have you had a chance to review the slide deck we sent you? Do you have any questions?

Me: No.

Them: Could you please be more specific? You haven’t reviewed it or you don’t have any questions?

Me: No.

Wait, what’s that?

P.G. Barnett losing his mind as he attempts to write another Henry James story.

Or at the very least have the paramedics stop by and check on me.

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A published author enjoying married Texas bliss. Dog person living with cats. A writer of Henry James' stories. Featured In MuckRack. Top Writer In Fiction.

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