I laughed so hard at this piece Kyrie I almost peed myself. Well, maybe I did just a bit. I remember my next oldest daughter was once locked out of the house by her siblings and she took a shovel from the garage and broke the back door window out.

And the fork in the toaster thing. I still have the scar on my right hand. Sometimes it aches, reminding me a butter knife is not the proper instrument to use when extracting a piece of toast from a plugged in toaster.

FUNNY SHIT GIRL!!