I write during the time I should be using towards something more lucrative, like finishing the cure for cancer that I’ve been working that only needs half a cup of water and a tablespoon of molasses to become FDA approved.

Now THAT, is totally freaking hilarious!!

Joe? Maybe I can convince Mike Range or Mo Solo to let you join our band. I’m playing the Da da, da duh, Mike’s got the triangle and Mo is hammering the cowbell. I think we need somebody on the kazoo? You in?

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A published author enjoying married Texas bliss. Dog person living with cats. A writer of Henry James' stories. Featured In MuckRack. Top Writer In Fiction.

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