I write during the time I should be using towards something more lucrative, like finishing the cure for cancer that I’ve been working that only needs half a cup of water and a tablespoon of molasses to become FDA approved.
Now THAT, is totally freaking hilarious!!
Joe? Maybe I can convince Mike Range or Mo Solo to let you join our band. I’m playing the Da da, da duh, Mike’s got the triangle and Mo is hammering the cowbell. I think we need somebody on the kazoo? You in?
