New Years Eve Party At P.G.’s House

All Invitees Please Remember To Bring Your Own Pillows And Blankies

Photo by Alexander Possingham on Unsplash

Okay, Helen, remember you asked for this.

I’m supposed to provide a list of all the folks my honey and I plan to invite over for our slam-dunk, burn the house down, someone called the cops because people are dancing drunk and bare-assed naked in the street (wait…