The Truth About Telling Lies

Who Knew Telling A Lie Was An Art Form?

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It’s a sure bet they intend to eat whatever it is and later hack it up on your favorite, and most expensive throw rug.

But stop to think about this for a minute. We’ve spent our formulative years, and most of our adult years allowing life to train us how to lie.

Who in the hell knew telling a lie was such an art form?

Simply put, it’s a statement believed to be true when it’s not.

I know you folks are thinking, “Wow P.G. glad you cleared that shit up for us.”

Did you know there are twenty eight different types of lies?

Trust me on this one folks, in this case no good deed goes unpunished.

It wasn’t until I was twelve I realized storks didn’t bring babies to your doorstep.

I know, my bad. I’ll try to do better.

Stop to think about this one folks. Heinrich Himmler was probably the first to use memory holes.

What Jim Crow MF came up with these labels?

You can color this bad boy lie all you want, but it still sounds more like a political affiliation to me.

Bringing it home.

Unless you sell Ford Pintos, or are thinking about getting into the insurance racket or becoming a lawyer.

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A published author enjoying married Texas bliss. Dog person living with cats. A writer of Henry James' stories. Featured In MuckRack. Top Writer In Fiction.

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